The 7-Night Sleep Reset · £7 · listen in bed tonight
Seven guided audio sessions, one a night, that get you to sleep in under twenty minutes and keep you there - without wine, without your phone, and without lying there going over everything.
Why you can’t switch off
Your body has been on guard all day - and it doesn’t know the day is over. It’s still braced for the next thing. That’s why you can be exhausted and wide awake at the same time: tired is your body, awake is your body still standing guard.
Sleep doesn’t come from trying harder. It comes when your body finally gets the message that it’s safe to stand down. That’s a thing it learns, not a thing you can order. And it learns it by doing it, one night after another.
Seven nights is what it takes to teach it.
How it works
I talk you down. Nothing to learn, nothing to get right. If you fall asleep halfway through, that’s the point.
Plus the two-page note: Why you’re wide awake at midnight, in plain English.
A bit about me

For years I was the calm one - the person everyone described as laid back. What I called healthy was running on adrenaline, stress and caffeine: long days in front of a screen, waking up anxious, tired all day and wired at night.
I’d tried everything sensible. What actually changed it was learning to get my body to stand down, one night at a time. These seven nights are exactly what I’d hand anyone who’s where I was.
Listen to the seven nights. If they don’t get you to sleep, email me any time in the next year and I’ll refund the £7. You keep the audio.
These aren’t meditations you do. They’re sessions you fall asleep to. You don’t have to stay awake to make them work.
That’s the point.
Night 6 is built for that, and the 3am Track at checkout is for the night itself.
No. Bed, headphones, play.
P.S. If you’ve been telling yourself you’ll sleep properly once things calm down: things aren’t going to calm down. Your body has to learn to switch off anyway.